Stage 2 · Tarragona → BarcelonaLe Tour · Race ReportSunday, July 5, 2026
French Fantasy · Le Tour de France 2026

The Dublin Dispatch

"The Dubliners" League · Le Tour 2026
Stage 2 · Hilly · Montjuïc ×3Chris LeadsDel Toro Wins · Vingegaard Holds Yellow
The Race

UAE Turn The Screw

Isaac del Toro wins in Barcelona after Tadej Pogacar waves him through for a UAE one-two on Montjuïc. Jonas Vingegaard survives to keep yellow — but his lead over Pogacar is down to six seconds.

The first road stage climbed the Montjuïc circuit three times, and UAE rode it like a team that had already decided the race was theirs. Brandon McNulty tore the front group to shreds, Tiesj Benoot lifted the pace until Mathieu van der Poel cracked, and Adam Yates delivered Pogacar to the foot of the final rise. When Pogacar launched he plainly had the legs to win — and instead sat up and gifted the stage to his young teammate Isaac del Toro. Remco Evenepoel took third, Vingegaard fourth, all on the same time.

Up the road, Alex Molenaar had spent the day making the breakaway pay — first over the Côte de Bégues for the mountain points and first across the intermediate sprint at Viladecans — while behind him the fast men scrapped for the minor placings. Clément Berthet never started, a concussion from the Stage 1 crash making him the Tour’s first abandon.

The Verdict
Chris Hits The Front

Chris takes over on top with 69, a 49-point Stage 2 led by Jonas Vingegaard (+18). And Scoring v2 bared its teeth: the intermediate sprint, the climb points and the new teammate bonus all paid out for the first time — del Toro’s win alone handed a quiet +2 to every drafted UAE rider on the road (Tadej Pogacar, Tim Wellens).

The Wooden Spoon
Screwed By Kirk’s “Draft”

In a plot only Kirk could write, the man who ran the draft sits dead last in his own league. He scraped 16 on Stage 2 (Lenny Martinez +8, Tom Pidcock +6, Mads Pedersen +2) and it still wasn’t enough. The seed was fair, we are assured; the results, less merciful.

The full draw — method, seeds and every squad — lives under the “The Draft” tab; the scoring rules, including the three new lanes, are on the Rules tab.

Standings · After Stage 2
1. Chris69
2. Matthew32
3. Stephen29
4. Mark28
5. Kirk22
Stage 2 Points · finish + sprint + climb + teammate
Chris · +49Jonas Vingegaard +18, Tobias H. Johannessen +12, Mattias Skjelmose +11, Paul Seixas +7, Matteo Jorgenson +1
Matthew · +28Isaac del Toro +28
Stephen · +29Remco Evenepoel +16, Romain Gregoire +9, Biniam Girmay +3, Jasper Philipsen +1
Mark · +26Tadej Pogacar +23, Tim Wellens +2, Richard Carapaz +1
Kirk · +16Lenny Martinez +8, Tom Pidcock +6, Mads Pedersen +2
Kirk’s Draft · An Inquiry
The charge: Kirk built the draft, and Kirk is last.
The defence: one fixed, public, verifiable seed — run it yourself.
The verdict: justice, arguably.
The Dublin Dispatch · French Fantasy · Stage 2 · Del Toro wins, Vingegaard holds yellow, Kirk in the stocks
Special EditionLe Tour · The Snake DraftSaturday, July 4, 2026
French Fantasy · Le Tour de France 2026

The Dublin Dispatch

"The Dubliners" League · Le Tour 2026
Tour de France 2026 · Auto Snake DraftSeed 777 · Verifiable5 Owners · 10 Riders Each
Page One

The Draft Is Set

No hand-picking. A seeded random number generator set the draft order and an auto-drafter built every squad by specialty — a GC leader, a sprinter and a climber first, then best available.

How it worked. From the roughly 184 starters, a curated pool of eighty draftable riders — the ones with a realistic shot at points — was ranked and split into four scoring tiers. A fixed seed of 777 set a random draft order, then a ten-round snake ran (the order reverses each round). The first three rounds are specialty rounds: every squad drafts a GC leader, then a sprinter, then a climber, so everyone lands a marquee name in each discipline. The remaining seven rounds are best-available. Same seed, same draft, every time.

Draft order: MarkChrisStephenMatthewKirk.

Scoring rewards the brave: stage, sprint, climb, teammate and jersey points are all flat, but the big end-of-Tour bonuses are multiplied by rider tier (T1 ×1.0 up to T4 ×2.0). A domestique who steals a stage or sneaks into the top ten pays out double. Depth and daring both count.

Squad Leaders · GC · Sprint · Climber
MarkGC Tadej Pogacar · Spr Søren Wærenskjold · Clm Pablo Castrillo
KirkGC Egan Bernal · Spr Mads Pedersen · Clm Lenny Martinez
ChrisGC Jonas Vingegaard · Spr Olav Kooij · Clm Tobias H. Johannessen
MatthewGC Antonio Tiberi · Spr Tim Merlier · Clm Sergio Higuita
StephenGC Remco Evenepoel · Spr Jasper Philipsen · Clm Torstein Træen
The Full Lottery
Mark
Tadej Pogacar T1Søren Wærenskjold T2Jai Hindley T2Juan Ayuso T2Pablo Castrillo T3Richard Carapaz T3Ben O'Connor T3Michael Storer T3Max Kanter T3Tim Wellens T4
Kirk
Mads Pedersen T1Mathieu van der Poel T1Egan Bernal T2Ben Healy T2Tom Pidcock T2Lenny Martinez T3Thymen Arensman T3Julian Alaphilippe T3Guillaume Martin T3Valentin Paret-Peintre T3
Chris
Jonas Vingegaard T1Olav Kooij T1Paul Seixas T2Matteo Jorgenson T2Mattias Skjelmose T2Tobias H. Johannessen T3Matthew Riccitello T3Matej Mohoric T3Arnaud De Lie T3Sepp Kuss T4
Matthew
Tim Merlier T1Antonio Tiberi T2Isaac del Toro T2Fernando Gaviria T2Kevin Vauquelin T2Sergio Higuita T3Jordan Jegat T3Marc Hirschi T3Phil Bauhaus T3Michael Matthews T3
Stephen
Remco Evenepoel T1Jasper Philipsen T1Florian Lipowitz T2Biniam Girmay T2Cian Uijtdebroeks T2Torstein Træen T3Romain Gregoire T3Quinn Simmons T3Pavel Bittner T3Arvid de Kleijn T3
The Dublin Dispatch · Special Edition · Specialty snake draft (seed 777) · Racing begins Stage 1, July 4